Darth Vader is Not My Friend. I Will Not Buy a Cell Phone from A Sith Lord.

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Darth Vader has always scared the hell out of me. I find nothing cute about Chad Vader, and this is just plain horrifying:

For years, I had a recurring nightmare where mechanical Anakin would relentlessly follow me everywhere. He'd never quite catch me, but I could never fully escape.

Thanks to NTT DoComo's ad for the Samsung Galaxy S, I can relive the dream!

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