The Empire Strikes Back: With a New Ad Campaign

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The Star Wars parodies just keep on coming (and coming and coming). Sneaky Zebra has been helping out Death Star PRwith a series of commercials that put a human face on the doomsday weapon-planet. Here's my favorite:

It's important that the Empire does stuff like this. They don't want to come off looking like Microsoft. Those guys are evil.

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